Thursday, January 11, 2024
Hunter Biden Played Republicans Like a Fiddle
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
Republicans All But Guaranteed Democrats Will Take the House in 2024
Congratulations to the House Republicans who finally elected a new Speaker!
Yes, that's sarcasm.
Meet Mike Johnson of Louisiana. Never heard of him? No one has.
This is an unrecognizable, weak back bencher who has stated he
- wants a nationwide abortion ban (despite two-thirds of Americans supporting abortion rights)
- is against LGBTQ Americans' rights
- supported the Trump insurrection at the U.S. Capitol
- voted against certifying the already-verified and counted 2020 election results
- voted to overturn the election
- is an anti-science climate denier
- is a far rightwing religious zealot.
Why did they finally get their shit together and vote for him? Probably because enough Republicans in purple districts that voted for Biden were getting disgusted and ready to compromise with Democrats to fill the Speaker job and, at the same time, protect their own chances of being re-elected.
Does this mean that the Republican-run House will finally get down to the business of legislating for the American people? Hah! That's a laugh. They haven't accomplished a single thing for Americans since they began running the house ten months ago, and certainly that will not change now. You can bet on it.
Under Speaker Pelosi's powerful leadership, the House (along with the Senate and the White House) has enjoyed monumental accomplishments including
- the strongest economic recovery of any nation in the G7
- Medicare negotiating prescription drug prices
- capping monthly insulin costs at $35
- climate action
- medical aid to American veteran victims of burn pits
- historic job growth
- historic unemployment
- bringing back U.S. semiconductor manufacturing
- infrastructure improvements
- rallying the world to defend Ukraine and Israel, two American allies attacked by terrorists.
Friday, May 19, 2023
Republican Jackass of the Week
But he wins our Jackass Award this week because as chairman of his inappropriately named* Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government, his star witnesses who claimed to be "whistleblowers" within the FBI, turned out to have taken money from a Trump operative.
That's right, they weren't whistleblowers at all. Just paid stooges to say what Trump and Jordan wanted to hear.
Both suspended FBI special agents Garret O’Boyle and Steve Friend admitted they’d taken money from Kash Patel, a former advisor to Donald Trump. Worse, their security credentials were revoked for participating in the January 6th Capitol riots incited by Trump.
In addition, Jordan made the bizarre claim that he didn't have to turn over so-called evidence provided by these paid shills to Democrats on the committee because it came from a whistleblower.
That's not a thing.
Democratic Representative Linda Sanchez of California taught him, “That’s not how committees work.” Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) stated that Jordan was violating committee rules by refusing to turn over evidence. Daniel Goldman (D-NY) gave Jordan the actual rules and instructed Jordan that neither he nor the alleged whistleblowers get to invent their own rules.
(*This subcommittee was formed to demonstrate how the federal government has alleged biases in law enforcement agencies, and is unfairly persecuting poor Republicans, as if investigating Trump for his long list of crimes is "persecution." Seems like they're doing the persecuting on federal and state levels when they ban books, fire teachers, ban abortions, criminalize women who travel to free states to seek abortions, etc.)


