Republican Jackass of the Week

 Georgia senate candidate Herschel Walker.

This clearly-damaged ex-football player is attempting to take a senate seat in Georgia from Senator Raphael Warnock. But his constant lies, bizarre statements, and meaningless word salads have people scratching their heads as they wonder what exactly is wrong with him.

Herschel was recently asked about his long list of domestic violence allegations from 2001-2008. He refused to directly answer the question but recited a bible verse claiming "he who is without sin can cast the first stone," then said those violent events "are something I was part of 15 years ago," as if that makes it all okay.

His wife at the time told CNN that he held a gun to her head multiple times and threatened her with a knife.

He bragged a year ago to Howard Stern that he frequently played Russian roulette by himself. Audio is here.

He's stated he favors Lindsay Graham's bizarre idea of outlawing all abortions with a federal law, with no exceptions for incest, rape, health of the mother or fetus, or even if it's a 10-year-old girl.

When asked about the barrage of gun massacres in schools, he replied with the incomprehensible word salad, "What about getting a department that can look at young men that's looking at women, that's looking at their social media? What about doing that, looking into things like that, and we can stop that that way?"

One of Walker's most bizarre rants includes the one about America's good air deciding to go to China.

“Since we don’t control the air, our good air decides to float over to China’s bad air,” Walker explained. “So, when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So, it moves over to our good air space. Then, now, we got to clean that back up.”

He recently stated he doesn't like to brag, but then claimed he was an honorary pilot with TWA in the 70s. And he posted this picture of a card stating he's an honorary sheriff. Does he not understand that "honorary" means "fake"? You make young kids "honorary pilots and sheriffs," not full grown adults.

He claimed he worked in law enforcement but never did according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

He claimed he had a magic body spray that will kill Covid on contact, allegedly approved by the FDA and the EPA. No such thing exists.

In an interview recently, Walker claimed Donald Trump never said the election was stolen, although Trump's been saying it hundreds of times at rallies and interviews for the past two years, even before he lost by 7,000,000 votes. Watch him actually say this on tape here.

And when asked about President Biden's Inflation Reduction Act, the little mouse inside his head started his damaged brain-wheel spinning, and this head-scratcher is what spewed from his mouth: ‘A lot of the money is going into trees. We’ve got enough trees. Don’t we have enough trees around here?’

Here's a short compilation of some the mentally-unbalanced and downright frightening ideas he has actually verbalized.

For sanity's sake -- and the sake of the country -- Georgie needs to KEEP SENATOR WARNOCK. If you want to help even if you don't live in Georgia, here's his website.